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Humiliating Valentine Goodies

Humiliating Valentine Choose Your Adventure Stories, 3 Fun filled stories of Valentines gone wrong or right. Only you can decide. Will you find the girl of your dreams this time around? Or will you be chasing just another unrealistic fantasy headed for a humiliating valentine massacre? The games may be a mystery, but get a clue loser! There is no mystery to the outcome of your romantic evening.

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Humiliating Valentine #1 Exclusive Secret Valentine Mystery Exclusive Secret Valentine Mystery Game. Someone has sent you a Valentine but you aren’t sure who sent it. Thankfully you have narrowed it down to these three girls.

Humiliating Valentine #2 Your Secret Valentine Revealed You know it’s the ONLY Valentine you’re going to get! Wow!! Who would have guessed you would get a valentine ever again? Now that you feel like a man, it’s time to find out who the lucky lady is. If you can endure the humiliating rejection of your secret crushes, you will reveal who really loves you, baby.

Humiliating Valentine #3  Another Secret Valentine Humiliation Your past Valentine days have all been epic failures, but you’ve finally realized what you were doing wrong. This year you are going to take the bull by the horns and be the aggressor. You’re not going to sit around waiting for a granny or some salami smuggler to send you a Valentine. This year you are going to proclaim your love to the girl of your choice, and let the dice roll. Don’t expect miracles, after all you are a sexual failure!! The only question left is…Who’s going to be the lucky lady?

Humiliating Valentine Quiz

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Holiday Game: Valentine’s Quiz


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Tiny Penis Memes from Cyber Space

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After some investigating, I found a few more tiny penis memes online which I have been collecting with the intention of sharing with you guys. However, with Halloween in the mix, there was little time to post them. Now that the festivities have wound down, I finally have time to post them.

tiny penis memesThe funniest of the tiny penis memes lately is this one. Have you ever been too small to ride the roller coaster?  In the case of your dick being too small, the same applies to women. The last time you were that big, you were still in the womb. sph memes

If you come across any funny tiny penis memes out there and want to share them here, leave a comment with the picture. I will post the meme if it is funny enough. Please absolutely NO personal pics and NO penis pictures.  Maybe you are truly gifted with brilliant humor and want to create your own. You can try. Sometimes men are the best critics, but ordinarily, it takes the forked tongue of a woman’s wit to really deliver the executing blow!

More funny and brutal tiny peen memes that I have collected on the internet can be found here.

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SPH Stories: More Fun With Pumpkins

Happy Halloween!

One of the best SPH stories in the spooky short story collection “Horrifying Tales of SPH”, PUMPKINDICK, fits in perfectly with this year’s Halloween theme here at the minion lair. Pumpkindick is about a grotesque pumpkin monster with a sizable stem! This pumpkin monster, summoned by a beautiful woman in order to satisfy her craving for cock, . You’ve seen my minions fuck a pumpkin, but have you ever imagined this in reverse? Let me paint the picture for you in your perverted little mind. sph stories pumpkindickBesides the story about a pumpkin monster, there’s two more sph stories in “Horrifying Tales of SPH”.  One story is about a gargantuan werewolf who transforms into a ravaging beast. The other is a story about a coven of vixen-like witches who put a spell on a little dick loser. This book is the perfect blend of small penis humiliation, cuckolding, and Halloween.

Although the book hardly mentions Halloween, this cute collection of small penis humiliation stories belongs on the bookshelf of any true horror junkie or humiliation junkie.

Sadly there is no humiliating story about a teeny tiny ghost penis in this book. Maybe next year!!

Do you guys ever read humiliation erotica? SPH stories inspire me beyond measure! Sometimes it even seems as if the stories are inspired by me!!

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? Pumpkin Fucker II

pumpkin fuckerNope this is not a Halloween prank. This is legitimate Halloween  humiliation goodness. The other night I was watching a movie with my beloved. A typical slasher film in the vein of Pumpkinhead or Friday the 13th…. When all of a sudden, we heard the naughty children of the shire singing a song about a pumpkin fucker!! OMG! Priceless! ?

? The movie is called PUMPKINS, by Maria Lee Metheringham. “Pumpkins” is everything that a perverted pumpkin fanatic could ever wish for! So brilliant. Besides the humiliating song and the pumpkin graffiti, there was a fair amount of thrills and chills. I was hooked from the minute I saw the title. I love pumpkins in case you did not know it!

What better way to celebrate pumpkin season than a movie centered around a deranged man who loves his pumpkin patch so much that he would give his life blood to empower the pumpkins with his evil, vengeful spirit?! ???

At once, I made my little pumpkin fucker Erica watch this movie, memorize the song, and then record himself singing it to me. He did it! You can watch his rendition of the song and then later when it gets dark, you can watch the movie !

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?Tiny Penis Pumpkin Fucking for Halloween!?

tiny penis pumpkin fuckingOkay boys and girls. It’s October. You know what that means! Time to saddle up and ride that pumpkin for me! Pumpkin fucking is Halloween humiliation tradition.  Halloween Humiliation has a nice ring to it. The two words go hand in hand. Toss in a tiny penis and a pumpkin, and it sounds like the perfect jack-o-lantern.

HALLOWEEN HUMILIATION LOSERS

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ENTER THE PUMPKIN FUCKER PATCH