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Small Penis Experiences- We’ve All Had Them!

Most man and women have small penis experiences. My smallest encounter happened in college. Before that time, I was pretty inexperienced with sex and penises. Small ones anyway. I had plenty of experiences with normal and big ones.

My friend Mike, a real pervert, always knew the sizes of his friends’ penises. He loved to share the knowledge with me. He introduced me to his friend Tim, a Chinese man with a very tiny penis. When I say tiny, I mean this thing didn’t even look like a penis, even when fully hard. It was so short and so incredibly tiny. His little penis was hidden in the midst of a big black hairy bush. Yuck! Up until that day I never had to think about hooking up with a guy like that. Since then, no small penis gets by my inspections.

In my blog post What We Say, I point out that there are many gals who just wont say anything in the interest of being polite, even if they have a small penis experience or two or three. Those types of women tend to find themselves in situations with small penises on a regular basis. Since they are too afraid to say “HELL NO LOSER!” or “SORRY, SMALL PENIS!!”🤏

If you have a small penis and you like being humiliated, you are not alone. Some guys feel shame about their tiny cocks, while others embrace it and own it for all it’s worthlessness. You can thank Tim and his tiny cock for making me the size queen I am today.

Call me on Niteflirt to discuss your own small penis experiences!

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Halloween Humiliation and Spooky SPH

🎃Halloween Small Penis Humiliation🎃

Halloween’s a time for chills,
a time for treats and a time for thrills.
All the little men would agree
There is no better place to be.


Halloween Humiliation is in the air!! Today is Oct. 1st… Time to take out your little weenies and dress them up for Halloween!

Halloween is hands down my favorite celebration and what better way to celebrate than with your friendly (haha) neighborhood size queen? Ring in the Ghoul Year with me and I promise you will not regret it. Show your penis for halloweenis, minions, and show me just how scary you can get with that fun size penis. Halloween is THRILLING! Especially when it comes to SPH! So, many of you already know that Halloween is my favorite time of year, and that means more humiliation tasks, humiliation mp3s and humiliation games.

🎃One of the funniest tasks I have is the fuck a pumpkin assignment, also known as Misty’s pumpkin fucker patch. I don’t even need to tell you what this one entails. Each year I roll out this small penis halloweenis pumpkin fucker patch for everyone to see. Little dick minions from across the world take a pumpkin and make it merry and bright. If you want to participate in this year’s humiliation hoedown, you better get started!!🎃

So maybe fucking a pumpkin is too intense for you. Never fear. There are many more tricks and treats to uncover here. SPH Games, assignments, stories and mp3s. Small penis humiliation and Halloween make an awesome combo.

Find Your Dream Ghoul

halloween humiliation game find your dream ghoul
Do you ever wonder if you’ll find the right partner during this festive time of year?
Play Find Your Dream Ghoul to discover the right woman for you 🎃

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Small Penis Humiliation Emoji 🤏

small sign emojiDid you know that inside your emoji set there lies an humiliation emoji? If you did not know, you will have to check it out! The pinching hand emoji, born in 2019, is the coolest emoji I’ve ever seen. It looks like a direct small penis humiliation emoji!! 🤏

The small sign: A classic example of sph expression!

This little emoji just recently came to my attention. So, why did it take me so long to find this out, you ask?  Unfortunately, this emoji is not included in iOS yet, which is what I use for most of my text based communication.

Supporters of iOS will get this emoji in October 2019, which is right around the corner!! Boys, if you text with me, then be prepared to get hit with this gesture. Not sure why apple is one of the last to gain this super cute humiliation emoji. Maybe all that performance anxiety made Apple hesitate.

According to emojipedia, there are several variants to how the emoji will appear across various devices. Here is how it looks on my computer as I type this blog post 🤏 Funny that. Some of the gestures use left hands and some are right. My favorite orientation is with the right hand, for how nicely it transitions into an “L” Loser sign. Thus far the “L” sign has not been included in any emoji set, but I have high hopes for 2020!! The world needs more humiliation emoji, don’t you know it. An eggplant and a chili pepper can only do so much harm, you know what I mean? 🤏

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What We Say: Expressions for Little Dicks

Since the beginning of time, words for small penises developed as a means for women to communicate their feelings about cock size. Exchanged by mouth and mind, these intricate locutions of endearment spread through every corner of the globe and transcended language and time so that women may express their opinions on such a taboo topic.

In a previous blog post, I confessed to you that yes, girls talk about penis size. This means when women get together, we love to gab about cocks. Even if this is not a widely popular belief, the truth is it happens. And the truth hurts, doesn’t it? LOL!! Not for a humiliation junkie like you!! Today I will reveal a little more about the secrets of what we say and what we mean when we use our super secret terms for small penises (and big ones too!).

Some girls seem shy about speaking freely on the topic of cock size, but there exist plenty of girls who have no shame and will ask their friends straight out: “So what’s he packing?” When this happens, it doesn’t matter what the reply is, the answer is always written all over her face. It’s easy to boast if the guy they’re seeing is well hung. It’s all smiles. We consider it quite an achievement to find a man that’s up to standard. That said, if she’s encountered a guy with a small dick, she could say it all without saying a word. What a real disappointment it is to fall for a guy and then learn later down the line that he has a tiny package. If not for the humor, it would be heartbreaking.

It isn’t always appropriate (SADLY!!) to make fun of a guy to his face. So as a result, women have developed a language to convey their thoughts on penis size, and penises in general. Here are just a few examples of  the different words for small penises I am talking about without giving away too much of our top secret rating system.

What We say vs. What we mean

If we like a guy and don’t want to hurt his feelings, we’ll use certain words to describe his penis. Here’s a list of things we might say, and what we really mean.
Pretty Big = Average, but I’ve had bigger
Nice = Small, a lot of work for a little pleasure
Cute = It looks like it should be attached to a little boy
‘Giggles’ = You should just put your pants back on

Words for small penises

pencil dick, pinky pecker, baby dick, wimp stick, pin dick, loser dick, little dickie, mini dick, cocklette, clit, pathetic schlong, mini meat, loser bump, loser lump, dicklette, small fry, ickle dick, sissy stick, sissy clit, slim jim, teenie weenie, ickle dick

Terminology you may be lucky enough to experience for yourself

You have the smallest dick I’ve ever seen.
It’s sad that your so small.
What is that? A cocktail weenie.
I can’t wait to tell all my friends about you little dick
Is that as big as it gets?
I seen bigger dicks in diapers
Don’t worry I wont tell anyone about you little secret, I’ll tell everyone!
Ahhh, It’s so cute!
Is that a chap stick in your pocket, or do you just have a really small dick?
Want to show me the little guy? I’d love to see how you measure up..
Sorry, but I only fuck guys with big dicks.
I’ve smoked fatter joints than your skinny dick!
Get that teeny dick out of here!
Wow, and your feet are so big.
Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
Let me go get my tweezers.
This explains your car.
But it still works right?
I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?

Growing the List

Ladies, feel free to add any of your own terms for small penises in my comments.

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Are you big enough to please her with your small penis?

Is your little guy big enough to please a woman?

are you big enough to please her with your small penis?If you are below five inches the answer is simple: No. Chances are HIGH that you will NEVER be able to please a girl with your tiny penis. It doesn’t matter if she’s a virgin with a super tight puss, or a slut with a vajajay as loose as a goose, you would still be way too small to give her any pleasure from intercourse alone. This is because the average length of the vagina is approximately 4″. Therefore, if you’re shorter than 4″, then your tiny penis wont even fill her up. You will never reach the places females crave to be touched. Even if you possess mad skills, it would be more of a chore than a good time.

Now, if your penis is five inches or larger, (and the girl is a virgin with a super tight pussy lol), with a little work you may be able to get the job done. But let’s face it: for most of you old wrinkly guys, the days of you scoring a tight virgin’s pussy are long gone!! So, since you are still sitting there with your dick in your hand asking yourself  “Is my average sized penis going to be big enough for her?”, this post should give you some clarity.


Average is the new small?

Wait, Size Vixen! I heard an average penis is only 5 inches! I’ve heard that as well. And yes, that is very small for my standards. Whether or not your penis is big enough to please her all depends on: 1. What was the largest cock that was ever in her, and 2. How long was it in there? The vagina will stretch to accommodate any size penis, and after the penis is removed from the vagina it will shrink back to it’s original size. For a time. But the vagina does have it’s limits. And it all depends on How Big and How Long.

Let’s take an example from our friends at Quora. One user who previously had a cuckold relationship with a woman said this about his wife after she had a long fuck session with her bull:

She felt so loose (but wonderful to me). Think like warm chunky soup, there was something there but zero resistance. However, the next day or a couple days later it would be 100% back to normal giving credit to the theory that it is an elastic that will eventually come back… It is elastic certainly, and will go back to “normal” state if you have the odd large toy or encounter (with a large penis), but repeatedly stretching the elastic over months or even years will make her vagina have a new “normal” state. Her vagina eventually adjusts to accommodate and derive pleasure from the larger penis.

So, I’m not talking minutes, here, two pump chump.  I’m talking hours. If you dated a girl for a month and you fucked her 3 times a week, for ten minuets a session, you would have had your cock in her for about 2 full hours. After about an hour of intercourse with a penis, the vagina will begin to accommodate. Meaning that any time a smaller sized penis is inserted into the vagina there will be a lot less friction and therefore a lot less pleasure for both the female and the male.

So What is Small?

Just like every thing, size is a matter of relativity, but there are some guide lines. I mean sometimes its obvious what is big and what is small.

Less then five inches, SMALL. Seven or more, BIG.

A size queen may not agree with these modest numbers, but I’m speaking on be half of the typical female. So, average fits in between the grey Five push under seven area. That works on paper guys, but not in a women’s vagina. If you want to know what is small, the vagina will tell you.

In a future blog article, I will detail ways that you can try to improve your game, even if you are not big enough to please her with your small penis.

Stay tuned for my next blog post, “What We Say“– a followup to Yes, Girls Talk About Penis Size.

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