Happy New Year, minions! I know this update comes a little late, but try not to get your penis cozy in a twist. Its crazy how the ho ho holidays blended into the cold hard reality of the new year in the blink of a star, right?! Did you make any resolutions this year? I for one, never make resolutions. My goals are always in motion, and the start of a new year only strengthens my already established resolve.
You are used to me writing about my antics on Niteflirt, so this post may seem a bit different from the normal fare. One New Year tradition that never goes out of style is wishing everyone peace and happiness. And you my friend, deserve all the best. Here’s to 2023!
All I want to do is wish you, my minions, a prosperous and healthy new year.
So when you tuck your small member into that hand knitted penis cozy you got for Christmas, you may think you are safe from all the meanie things I say. But you can rest assured that when the time comes to completely destroy your ego, I will be there. Laying in wait like a sly little vixen.