What We Say: Expressions for Little Dicks

Since the beginning of time, words for small penises developed as a means for women to communicate their feelings about cock size. Exchanged by mouth and mind, these intricate locutions of endearment spread through every corner of the globe and transcended language and time so that women may express their opinions on such a taboo topic.

In a previous blog post, I confessed to you that yes, girls talk about penis size. This means when women get together, we love to gab about cocks. Even if this is not a widely popular belief, the truth is it happens. And the truth hurts, doesn’t it? LOL!! Not for a humiliation junkie like you!! Today I will reveal a little more about the secrets of what we say and what we mean when we use our super secret terms for small penises (and big ones too!).

Some girls seem shy about speaking freely on the topic of cock size, but there exist plenty of girls who have no shame and will ask their friends straight out: “So what’s he packing?” When this happens, it doesn’t matter what the reply is, the answer is always written all over her face. It’s easy to boast if the guy they’re seeing is well hung. It’s all smiles. We consider it quite an achievement to find a man that’s up to standard. That said, if she’s encountered a guy with a small dick, she could say it all without saying a word. What a real disappointment it is to fall for a guy and then learn later down the line that he has a tiny package. If not for the humor, it would be heartbreaking.

It isn’t always appropriate (SADLY!!) to make fun of a guy to his face. So as a result, women have developed a language to convey their thoughts on penis size, and penises in general. Here are just a few examples of  the different words for small penises I am talking about without giving away too much of our top secret rating system.

What We say vs. What we mean

If we like a guy and don’t want to hurt his feelings, we’ll use certain words to describe his penis. Here’s a list of things we might say, and what we really mean.
Pretty Big = Average, but I’ve had bigger
Nice = Small, a lot of work for a little pleasure
Cute = It looks like it should be attached to a little boy
‘Giggles’ = You should just put your pants back on

Words for small penises

pencil dick, pinky pecker, baby dick, wimp stick, pin dick, loser dick, little dickie, mini dick, cocklette, clit, pathetic schlong, mini meat, loser bump, loser lump, dicklette, small fry, ickle dick, sissy stick, sissy clit, slim jim, teenie weenie, ickle dick

Terminology you may be lucky enough to experience for yourself

You have the smallest dick I’ve ever seen.
It’s sad that your so small.
What is that? A cocktail weenie.
I can’t wait to tell all my friends about you little dick
Is that as big as it gets?
I seen bigger dicks in diapers
Don’t worry I wont tell anyone about you little secret, I’ll tell everyone!
Ahhh, It’s so cute!
Is that a chap stick in your pocket, or do you just have a really small dick?
Want to show me the little guy? I’d love to see how you measure up..
Sorry, but I only fuck guys with big dicks.
I’ve smoked fatter joints than your skinny dick!
Get that teeny dick out of here!
Wow, and your feet are so big.
Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
Let me go get my tweezers.
This explains your car.
But it still works right?
I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?

Growing the List

Ladies, feel free to add any of your own terms for small penises in my comments.

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