Vixen's Minions!

Is your little guy big enough to please a woman?

If you are below five inches the answer is simple: No. Chances are HIGH that you will NEVER be able to please a girl with your tiny penis. It doesn’t matter if she’s a virgin with a super tight puss, or a slut with a vajajay as loose as a goose, you would still be way too small to give her any pleasure from intercourse alone. This is because the average length of the vagina is approximately 4″. Therefore, if you’re shorter than 4″, then your tiny penis wont even fill her up. You will never reach the places females crave to be touched. Even if you possess mad skills, it would be more of a chore than a good time.

Now, if your penis is five inches or larger, (and the girl is a virgin with a super tight pussy lol), with a little work you may be able to get the job done. But let’s face it: for most of you old wrinkly guys, the days of you scoring a tight virgin’s pussy are long gone!! So, since you are still sitting there with your dick in your hand asking yourself  “Is my average sized penis going to be big enough for her?”, this post should give you some clarity.

 

Average is the new small?

Wait, Size Vixen! I heard an average penis is only 5 inches! I’ve heard that as well. And yes, that is very small for my standards. Whether or not your penis is big enough to please her all depends on: 1. What was the largest cock that was ever in her, and 2. How long was it in there? The vagina will stretch to accommodate any size penis, and after the penis is removed from the vagina it will shrink back to it’s original size. For a time. But the vagina does have it’s limits. And it all depends on How Big and How Long.

Let’s take an example from our friends at Quora. One user who previously had a cuckold relationship with a woman said this about his wife after she had a long fuck session with her bull:

“She felt so loose (but wonderful to me). Think like warm chunky soup, there was something there but zero resistance. However, the next day or a couple days later it would be 100% back to normal giving credit to the theory that it is an elastic that will eventually come back… It is elastic certainly, and will go back to “normal” state if you have the odd large toy or encounter (with a large penis), but repeatedly stretching the elastic over months or even years will make her vagina have a new “normal” state. Her vagina eventually adjusts to accommodate and derive pleasure from the larger penis.”

So, I’m not talking minutes, here, two pump chump.  I’m talking hours. If you dated a girl for a month and you fucked her 3 times a week, for ten minuets a session, you would have had your cock in her for about 2 full hours. After about an hour of intercourse with a penis, the vagina will begin to accommodate. Meaning that any time a smaller sized penis is inserted into the vagina there will be a lot less friction and therefore a lot less pleasure for both the female and the male.

So What is Small?

Just like every thing, size is a matter of relativity, but there are some guide lines. I mean sometimes its obvious what is big and what is small.

Less then five inches, SMALL. Seven or more, BIG.

A size queen may not agree with these modest numbers, but I’m speaking on be half of the typical female. So, average fits in between the grey Five push under seven area. That works on paper guys, but not in a women’s vagina. If you want to know what is small, the vagina will tell you.

In a future blog article, I will detail ways that you can try to improve your game, even if you are not big enough to please her with your small penis.

Stay tuned for my next blog post, “What We Say“– a followup to Yes, Girls Talk About Penis Size.

Take the Tiny Penis Test!

I know every man with a dick probably wonders: “Do girls talk about penis size?”  If you guessed yes, then you’re right! Girls do talk about penis size. My girlfriends discuss penis size all the time. Brutally honest discussions that would leave you shuddering with shame should you ever find yourself a fly on the wall of a slumber party.

Anytime someone finds a new mate, or simply goes on a blind date, one of the first questions out of our mouths when we see her next usually revolves around the guy’s penis size. When girls get together, they feel empowered to talk freely about penis size without fear of hurting anyone’s little feewings. It can feel good after a bad date with a short hung man, even therapeutic to get that off our chest. Venting about the sizes of the penises that we have had the pleasure– or the misfortune of encountering makes dealing with small dicks a bit more tolerable.

So keep in mind that any time you show a girl your penis, you can be sure that all of her friends (and probably even future lovers) will have a pretty good idea of what you have in your pants.

This means that if you’re big, then you are a legend, but if you’re less than average (or small!), well, then you will forever be a joke in the eyes of the girl who rejected you.

What exactly is a size queen? If you do not know, then a simple google search will tell you much about what a size queen is. According to Urban Dictionary, a size queen, simply put, is a person who prefers larger penises. There is some debate, some butt hurt if you will, if gay men created the term size queen. These few think the term applies to gay men only.  To me, it doesn’t matter if a male or a female coined the term. What matters is that there are other people just like me, who can consider themselves a size queen. 🙂

Being a size queen means that I am very selective about the kinds of dicks I like to fuck. Personally, I prefer a penis that is at least eight inches or longer, and thick as possible. Anything smaller than that and my interest (and attraction) goes way down. Liking big dicks is nothing to be ashamed of. Men have similar preferences when it comes to women so there you go. Large cocks are beautiful and the bigger the better.

Many of my callers wonder how big was the biggest I have ever had.  The short answer is 9.5 inches in length and 6.5 inches in girth. The rest of the details will have to be included in a later post.  Can you beat that, sissy? I bet you do not have one that big, nor have you even come close to sucking or fucking one that big! It makes me laugh when I think of you sitting there, tugging your tiny little inch worm thinking about big cocks. While extremely large penises are not the norm, neither are very tiny ones. For men with small penises, the comparison of their tiny penis with a big penis means a lot. Even though you are small by my standards, you still feel the need to show me your little cock…This only proves to me more how useless little dicks can be.

The only thing little losers like you are good for is serving a size queen like me. There is nothing more delightful to me than having my toes sucked by a submissive male with a hard little penis, or my cream pie devoured by a bitch who isn’t worthy of anything more than the remains of a blissful night of marathon sex with a real man!

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