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Tiny Penis Memes from Cyber Space

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After some investigating, I found a few more tiny penis memes online which I have been collecting with the intention of sharing with you guys. However, with Halloween in the mix, there was little time to post them. Now that the festivities have wound down, I finally have time to post them.

tiny penis memesThe funniest of the tiny penis memes lately is this one. Have you ever been too small to ride the roller coaster?ย  In the case of your dick being too small, the same applies to women. The last time you were that big, you were still in the womb. sph memes

If you come across any funny tiny penis memes out there and want to share them here, leave a comment with the picture. I will post the meme if it is funny enough. Please absolutely NO personal pics and NO penis pictures.ย  Maybe you are truly gifted with brilliant humor and want to create your own. You can try. Sometimes men are the best critics, but ordinarily, it takes the forked tongue of a woman’s wit to really deliver the executing blow!

More funny and brutal tiny peen memes that I have collected on the internet can be found here.

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SPH Stories

SPH Stories: More Fun With Pumpkins

Happy Halloween!

One of the best SPH stories in the spooky short story collection “Horrifying Tales of SPH”, PUMPKINDICK, fits in perfectly with this year’s Halloween theme here at the minion lair. Pumpkindick is about a grotesque pumpkin monster with a sizable stem! This pumpkin monster, summoned by a beautiful woman in order to satisfy her craving for cock, . You’ve seen my minions fuck a pumpkin, but have you ever imagined this in reverse? Let me paint the picture for you in your perverted little mind. sph stories pumpkindickBesides the story about a pumpkin monster, there’s two more sph stories in “Horrifying Tales of SPH”.ย  One story is about a gargantuan werewolf who transforms into a ravaging beast. The other is a story about a coven of vixen-like witches who put a spell on a little dick loser. This book is the perfect blend of small penis humiliation, cuckolding, and Halloween.

Although the book hardly mentions Halloween, this cute collection of small penis humiliation stories belongs on the bookshelf of any true horror junkie or humiliation junkie.

Sadly there is no humiliating story about a teeny tiny ghost penis in this book. Maybe next year!!

Do you guys ever read humiliation erotica? SPH stories inspire me beyond measure! Sometimes it even seems as if the stories are inspired by me!!

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Small Penis Humiliation

๐ŸŽƒ Pumpkin Fucker II

pumpkin fuckerNope this is not a Halloween prank. This is legitimate Halloweenย  humiliation goodness. The other night I was watching a movie with my beloved. A typical slasher film in the vein of Pumpkinhead or Friday the 13th…. When all of a sudden, we heard the naughty children of the shire singing a song about a pumpkin fucker!! OMG! Priceless! ๐ŸŽƒ

๐ŸŽƒ The movie is called PUMPKINS, by Maria Lee Metheringham. “Pumpkins” is everything that a perverted pumpkin fanatic could ever wish for! So brilliant. Besides the humiliating song and the pumpkin graffiti, there was a fair amount of thrills and chills. I was hooked from the minute I saw the title. I love pumpkins in case you did not know it!

What better way to celebrate pumpkin season than a movie centered around a deranged man who loves his pumpkin patch so much that he would give his life blood to empower the pumpkins with his evil, vengeful spirit?! ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ

At once, I made my little pumpkin fucker Erica watch this movie, memorize the song, and then record himself singing it to me. He did it! You can watch his rendition of the song and then later when it gets dark, you can watch the movie !

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Small Penis Humiliation

๐ŸŽƒTiny Penis Pumpkin Fucking for Halloween!๐ŸŽƒ

tiny penis pumpkin fuckingOkay boys and girls. It’s October. You know what that means! Time to saddle up and ride that pumpkin for me! Pumpkin fucking is Halloween humiliation tradition.ย  Halloween Humiliation has a nice ring to it. The two words go hand in hand. Toss in a tiny penis and a pumpkin, and it sounds like the perfect jack-o-lantern.

HALLOWEEN HUMILIATION LOSERS

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ENTER THE PUMPKIN FUCKER PATCH

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SPH Memes

Funny SPH Memes

Memes are so lame, but let’s face it, we all get a giggle out of them sometimes. I love finding small penis humiliation memes online. It’s even more fun when I find one in a totally unexpected place. Like social media for example. It isn’t very common to find sph memes. Most women are probably afraid of insulting someone’s manhood that way. And it’s a shame really. Our women still feel the need to walk on eggshells with men’s egos. Sph memes allow women to air their grievances, because they tend to be succinct and, and for the most part, safe for work or the playground.

Then again, what used to be not safe for work (nsfw) is not as much of an issue in this current world we are living in. The pandemic still has us in it’s clutches and therefore we may be seeing more small penis humiliation memes circulating the internet. Not only are couples spending more time together, thus making a small penis more of a big problem, but men and women simply have more time to spend sharing extremely funny and inappropriate humor, such as sph memes.

More tiny penis memes. I will post the funny small penis humiliation memes I find from time to time on my blog, so we can see just how sadistic and cynical the pandemic has made the women of our world!

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